WHATM▲RTIAN

You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
You: ya
Stranger: And okay then, you start?
You: i come into ur bedroom
You: and ur sleeping
You: and i crawl under your blanket
Stranger: I'm still asleep
You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
You: and u wake up and smile
Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
You: cutting off your penis
Stranger: wait
You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
Stranger: Then what...?
You: I HATE YOU
Stranger: I didn't cheat
You: you bleed to death in your bed
Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
You: nobody ever knows what happened
You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
You: the end
Stranger: I have a mercedes?
You: not anymore faggot
Your conversation partner has disconnected.

thatscienceguy:

Hydrogen Peroxide (H2O2) reacting with dish soap with Potassium Iodide as a catalyst.

It’s a pretty fun experiment to do, if you do it right. (In the first gif the girl screwed it up.)

Top: your first orgasm
Second: your second orgasm

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cumsquats:

the man with the broken soul

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pushingdailydaisies:

Chuck: Well, I have a secret, too. I do miss my aunts and if I can’t have them back, then all I have is you. Which is great, but I don’t know anything about you since you were nine.
Ned: It’s pretty much I bake pies and wake the dead. I live a very sheltered life.

Season 1, Episode 2

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lie-down-and-crash:

hermajestyjuicycouture:

DID THEY EVER THANK HIM

ungrateful shits